Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Good Sock Pairings

I like doing laundry. It makes me feel renewed. My clothes smell fresh and my laundry basket becomes empty, or at least near empty. It may take me one full load, or maybe two. I do my laundry fairly frequently. It depends on how many times I wear my favorite three pairs of underwear – usually around every three weeks or so.

After all my clothes have been washed, dried, and taken back to my room, the first thing I look for are my socks. There's nothing like a good sock safari to keep your day really interesting. Me, I've got all sorts of different types of socks. Green, black, white, brown, short socks, long socks, thick socks, and socks with holes in them. I've always found the last type of sock kind of oxymoronic. If socks didn't have holes in them, how would we get the damn things on?!

As I dive into my sock matching hunt, I always get excited as my sock scavenger hunt approaches the end. At this point I've matched the easy ones and put them to the side. Now it's a matter of finding the other matching Nintendo Wii Fit sock (or whatever strange socks your into). So after I find all of the matches I can find among the other scattered shirts, boxers, and shorts I'm left with maybe one or two socks that don't match. It's usually a white one and a black one. This is where it gets really fun. After I fold all of my other garments, and everything is put away except those two matching socks, and there is no trace of the original match to these two very different socks, I simply...put the two socks together! Maybe this is what Martin Luther King was talking about. White socks and black socks, finally together!

~Anthans

Monday, January 18, 2010

Outlets

And no, not the shopping colonies of the damned that you need to drive 800 miles out of your way for. I'm talking about the things we do to relieve our stress and anxiety. Some activities include (but certainly are not limited to) knitting, exercising, canoeing, weed whacking and the occasional nose picking.

I'm a guy with particular tastes. Refined if you would. I know what I want but don't want what I know. I want to know more than what I know. I want to know another language. I want to know how to use high tech editing software. I want to know what it's like to be fully independent. I want to know the feeling of being the guy whose fucking people out of their money rather than the one being fucked, in other words, own a business.

I have visions, dreams, and foresightings. I'm never quite content with living in the present. My mind is always wandering into the future. I started playing the piano again last month as a way to creatively out my creativity. On the first day of playing my mind was already fast forwarding in time and envisioning a recording studio with high tech recording software around me. I hadn't even learned Mary Had A Little Lamb yet!

Another one of my creative outlets for blowing off steam is dancing. My dance ability always seems to be retuning and fleeing at the same rate. I can't shake it off but at the same time I can't progress any further with it. It's more of a social skill really. I thought it would become a profession one day. Things don't always go how you planned them though.

Now dancing is just something I do in my room and also on the floor of a dance party. You should see it too, I litterally roll around on the floor. I call it the steam roller.

~Anthans

Saturday, October 31, 2009

BBR (Beatles Beatles Revolution)

Nobody can show you how great The Beatles are; you have to discover them on your own.

My ex-girlfriend used to always talk about how much she loved The Beatles and why I should love them, too. I couldn't understand why someone would like music that wasn't from their generation. Three years ago I couldn't name more than two Beatles to save my life. Her favorites were John and Paul. She always talked about how great they were and how she wanted to see the Cirque du Soleil show in Vegas, Love, which features nothing but songs by The Beatles. She tried educating me about The Beatles, but it was futile. I also had a professor in my senior year of college who based his Strategic Business lectures on The Beatles. Buyer/Seller Power were likened to George Harrison because he did the grunt work for The Beatles by being an amazing guitarist, much like how buyers of companies have a knack for making good purchasing and selling decisions. John Lennon was likened to Rivalry because he stirred things up in the group and would eventually go solo. This cross-Beatles/Business education may have helped me do well in the class but it didn't help me further appreciate The Beatles.

I began my Beatles exploration three weeks ago after playing The Beatles Rockband in a Best Buy. My fascination with rock music had sprouted the weekend before from playing Guitar Hero and Rockband with some friends. I was hooked. Since my Best Buy live performance I have been learning one to three new Beatles songs a day, usually by watching a new Beatles cartoon and participating during the sing-a-long segment. It's meant for kids, but who cares.

My obsession with The Beatles is best explained through my actions. Two weeks ago I purchased The Beatles Rockband for the Xbox 360, even though I don't own an Xbox 360. I went halfsies with a friend, but still, this speaks volumes on how much I love The Beatles.

I have learned roughly 50 Beatles songs so far. Only about 200 more to go. I'm conditioning myself for Beatles Weekend '09 which is when I'll play with my friends and sing my heart out to every song I know.

~Anthans

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

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Health, Wealth, & Happiness – to maintain a balance among them is to attain stability.


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Yesterday was a crappy day for me. I couldn’t do anything. My stomach felt like it was eating itself and I could barely lift a paperweight. Sickness strikes us when we least expect it. The cold air last night didn’t help with going to sleep either. And we’ve all had this kind of night, the first night when we become sick. The entire night consists of tossing and turning, waking up in the middle of the night, and shriveling up into a fetal position in hopes of escaping the cold. I just kept thinking to myself, “if I were in a better state of health, I could do more things with my day.” This morning I woke up feeling renewed. And what can I say, I feel like getting a lot of things done today!

I had to skip out on the gym the last few days but today I’m going back. Your health and physical state says a lot about how you take care of yourself. This is especially important with males being attracted to other females. Women who are in better shape are simply more attractive because they convey the impression that they are healthy. As males we see high replication value in a female who is healthy.

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Touching on Wealth, well, I don’t have a lot of it right now. But who cares, according to the friendly customer service in India I could defer my college loans for up to 36 months! I bet if they knew I’d take advantage of that they never would have loaned me the money in the first place.

“Before you get married and settle down, make sure you get all your toys and have all your fun.”

-My Dad

Toys are fun, but they’re not everything. I’m just thankful to have a car that can get me from point A to point B. But one day someday soon, I’ll have some form of income. However, it’s not really about money for me. I always tell people “if I made an extravagant amount of money, I don’t even know what I’d do with it all. I’d buy a new car for sure, but then what?”

Last month I started learning Japanese from The Everything Conversational Japanese Book. The book isn’t typical as far as teach a language goes. The “Making Introductions” part isn’t until Chapter 9. I recently drafted a 2-year plan for myself, which is unusual because usually I can’t think of a plan 2 hours from now. In one year I plan to take on any form of work, whether related to my dream career or not, just to have some form of income. Within that year I’m going to continue to study Japanese in hopes of being accepted to a program to teach English in Japan. Doable? Sure, I have confidence. From what I’m hearing the odds of getting accepted to this program are 3:1. Ideally in year 2 I would be in Japan teaching for a year. But by no means am I putting all my eggs into this one basket. I have a plan B, too.

I met a lot of people on Tuesday, but one of them stood out from the rest. When I met this person I felt like we were on the same level right away. It’s a rare and amazing feeling. All I had to say was “I feel like you get it” and she nodded her head and immediately knew what I was talking about.

My current side gig/job requires that I approach random people, get on their good side, and have them help me make a video. This would be no easy task for anybody, but if you’ve studied human interactions enough this can be a piece of cake. That’s how I met so many people when I went to Cal Poly on Tuesday. I’ll probably do it again next week, too.

Other than that, my relationships with all of my friends and family are strong. I couldn’t ask for more than that.

~Anthans

Saturday, August 1, 2009

The Value of Free Time


It's only when we lose our beloved free time that we suddenly begin to appreciate its value. Acquiring a job that you have no attachment to can have that effect on you.

There are only 24 hours in a day and we sleep through 6-8 of them. Work occupies another 10-12 hours which includes getting ready for work, traveling to work, actually working, and coming back from work. This leaves us with only 6-8 hours of free time in a day (maybe). No wonder people are so upset when they go into work on Monday.

On the weekends however we might experience the exact opposite feeling of not having enough time in our day: having too much time. This morning I woke up with a case of the weekends.


A Bad Case of the Weekends

Have you ever woke up thinking it's the wrong day? I thought it was Friday part-2 this morning and flipped out when I saw it was 9:30 AM. My heart raced fast at the thought of being lectured at or fired for being late but then my mind woke up and I realized it was Saturday. What a sad name for a day, Sadurday. They should rename it to Gladurday.

People make weekend plans during the week, not on the weekend. If you haven't made any weekend plans by now then you're probably not going to do anything at all. At this point your Gladurday is halfway wasted and you've gotten little to nothing accomplished. Oh well, who cares. Good thing for Sunday! And then you'll spend the rest of your Gladurday planning for Sunday.

Planning for the Unplanned

In two weeks my temporary employment will end. I'm going to have unlimited free time once again! But what will I do with it? I won't take it for granted again, that's for sure.

Working a full-time job reminds me of how much I dislike working for people. When you're on the clock you're on their time. One day I'll be working on my time though. That's a promise.

~Anthans

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Coupon Hoopla

I used to write for my college's newspaper, The Daily Trojan, nearly three years ago. My pieces were published in the opinions section but not every piece I wrote made it there. Here's one that never made it to print. Self e-publishing will have to suffice.

Coupon Hoopla
With the added expenses of books, lab fees, rent, tuition, and other required expenses, college students often find themselves scrounging through the remains of their disposable income in order to purchase the most important of all necessities, food.
Instead of hunting for sales at the supermarket or outlining a budget for the month a college student will instead see the value menu at Jack-In-The-Box or the Dollar Menu at McDonalds as the most efficient way to spend the few dollars left in their wallet. This is unfortunate because there is so much more that a dollar could go towards in terms of efficient allocation for food purchases.
Sure the dollar menu at McDonalds will keep you fed for lunch at the low cost of three dollars for a McChicken sandwich, a double-cheeseburger, and a hot fudge sundae, but what’s for dinner? Did somebody say Jack-in-the-Box value menu; two tacos for 99 cents, “I’m there!” College students should see that these expenses do eventually add up, even when it may seem that the value menu is saving you money. It’s not.
And if you’re thinking right now that you’re past the frugality of the value menu and that Panda Express and Bistango’s Cafe are the only premium choices for you, think again; it’s from eating at these higher priced restaurants which will bring you crawling back to the value menu, the week before your next paycheck arrives.
Due to having lived in a non-university apartment without a meal plan last year as a sophomore, I was forced to provide for my own food. And with the money I had set aside for food I soon found out that the smartest alternative for sustenance was to shop at the supermarket.
I started basic in my new found independence for buying my own groceries, but then again, who doesn’t? I bought elementary items such as bread, milk, water, and eggs. It continued like this for a while, that is until I discovered the magic of coupons.
Coupons are a lot more useful than most of us usually tend to assume. The first thing that typically came to mind when I first thought of coupons was middle-aged moms hunched over clipping along dotted lines on a Sunday afternoon. Until I investigated the usefulness of coupons myself, I had always thought negative of them as I figured people would perceive me as being cheap.
I know now that cheap is the entirely wrong adjective to describe coupon users; we’re smart, not cheap, and I’ll explain to you what that is.
Every Sunday for the past six months I have clipped coupons from Smart Source, Valassis, Proctor & Gamble, and General Mills coupon booklets. These booklets can all be found in every Sunday copy of the Los Angeles Times; all of which are packed with savings. These booklets should be recognized for their usefulness in being able to acquire items from the supermarket at a significantly lower price than that which is advertised.
The message on a coupon will typically read something like “save 55 cents on any box of Eggo Waffles” accommodated by an expiration date written by a box that says “manufacturer’s coupon.” This 55 cents savings may not sound like much at first, but, when taken into the context of double coupons, there is much to be gained.
For as long as I can remember Ralphs has offered its customers the chance to “Double Coupons” for increased savings. Although often misunderstood, coupon doubling is exactly what you would expect it to be; the 55 cents off a box of Eggo’s coupon mentioned earlier would be doubled for a total savings of $1.10 off the waffle product. That’s a 100% increase in savings every time you shop with coupons at Ralphs. These doubled savings can be especially useful when Ralphs brings popular items such as Eggo Waffles down in price and even more savings are realized.
My cheapest Eggo Waffle purchase was 90 cents after Ralphs club savings and a double coupon. This lower price was a combined result of double coupons and Ralphs Club savings.
Ralphs however will only double coupons for up to the value of $1.00. After coupons start to exceed $1.00 such as “save $1.50 off any Crest Toothpaste,” the doubled value of the coupon will only be $2.50. That’s still good though, considering how much you would have paid without the coupon. In toothpaste situations I’ve spent as little as 50 cents for toothpaste that might ordinarily cost $3.99.
Coupons also allow me to try all sorts of different varieties of products that I might not have ever ventured out and purchased on my own. I’ve bought all sorts of different exotic items as a result of using coupons including purely squeezed orange juice from Tropicana, new acne treating products from Clearasil, and several flavorful choices of ice cream from Dreyers.
With using coupons at Ralphs there is also another benefit to be reaped which has been kept a hidden treasure for too long: the reality of getting things for free. It’s true, you can get stuff for free too when you shop at Ralphs and use double coupons; that is of course during the right sales week.
Items I’ve received for free include toothbrushes from G.U.M, cookie dough from Nestle, and delicious smoothies from Dannon.
By no means was this article written to cater to or promote the companies that I mention above. I just want to illustrate how real coupon usage can be and the savings that are realized from it. By applying incredible saving situations to familiar brand names I feel that my story will be more believable to others.
Some people will still laugh at me for my coupon craze, but I don’t mind. They’re probably still stuck in their everlasting downward spiral of fast food splurging.
Others won’t listen to me when I tell them about the benefits of coupons, but I can still hear them, hear them as they whisper to each other when they see me walk down the aisle of a store with my coupons in my cart, “is this guy serious?” If they should ever read this, they will know that I am serious.
I’m serious about smart and efficient spending when it comes to surviving in college. Coupons not only keep me alive but now I also have something to look forward to every Sunday morning.
It’s almost become a hobby, really, especially with the motivation in mind to save more money than the last time I visited Ralphs with coupons.
My current record holds at walking out of Ralphs with $94.25 worth of groceries while having only paid $35.47 for them, attributed to the usage of coupons and Ralphs Club savings.
I encourage anyone to beat my record.

~Anthans

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Don't fear change, embrace it

"Don't fear change, embrace it"
-Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book


The only thing to fear is blah blah blah, etc., etc.

I haven't purchased a new video game system since The Nintendo Gamecube came out. Despite the pressure I receive from friends to purchase a new system the only games I play now are Worms for XBox Live and Halo 3. I'm not caught up on the Final Fantasy Series, God of War craze, Mario Sports Series, or the Wonderful World of Warcraft (like I'd want to be). However, one of the great franchises I've always tried to follow is Smash Brothers.

Released in 1999 Smash Brothers was a revolutionary addition to fighting games. It went beyond the 2-D ground fighting characteristic of games like Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter and introduced platforms to jump on, weapons to throw, and simple attacks that catered to both button mashers and gamers alike. The controls and gameplay took some getting used to but eventually I mastered it on my own Nintendo 64. In 2001 the sequel was released, Super Smash Brothers Melee. I bought a Nintendo Gamecube just to play it and to my surprise the gameplay changed dramatically from the original. The game had evolved. The physics were different and each character I had mastered in the original had to be relearned. After weeks of sleepless nights I too mastered this Smash Brothers game.

In 2008 the most recent edition of the Smash Brothers franchise, Brawl, was released for the Nintendo Wii. My interest at the time was piqued but not enough to purchase a Nintendo Wii. Here's why. Before its release in 2008 I got a preview of the game at my friend's place. To my surprise the gameplay had once again changed and there was a new set of characters to get used to as well. My friend and I sort of just sampled the game through versus matches and I didn't spend ample time learning the new mechanics of the game. Within an hour or so of game sampling my interest had faded and my nostalgia for the last game of the series, Melee, had intensified. I didn't feel the obligation of learning a new way of playing because I liked the way things were before the new game. I was fearing change rather than embracing it.

Last night (nearly a year later) I played Smash Brothers Brawl with another friend who owns the game. He purchased the game last year and had mastered it to the same degree as I had mastered the previous games before. Because I was a veteran of the previous two games I was able to hold my own against him. He played as Toon Link and I went with my favorite for the night, Lucas. We played with three-stock lives and limited items. The match boiled down to one life each in the end. It was close but it concluded with the more experienced gamer winning, my friend.

In the end I realized that I had been avoiding change. I avoided it because I was afraid of it. My friend, on the other hand, had embraced it. He too was an avid follower of the Smash Brothers Series and had evolved with the game. I was stuck in the past. I'm ready to embrace change now though, especially with Smash Brothers Brawl. Now, if only I had enough change in my pocket to buy a Wii and Brawl.

~Anthans