Showing posts with label Observations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Observations. Show all posts

Friday, July 22, 2011

Sordid America

The above title was written rather brashly. Read through the lines and you'll understand why I chose it. It is by no means a scurrilous attack on my own birth country. I only mean to promulgate some positive aspects of another culture.

Success used to intimidate me; however, I'm not afraid of it anymore. I'm still in no position to scoff at it though. I'd be grateful to embrace a career in writing or something creative one day. That's why I'm forcing myself to write more these days.

I can usually find solace in writing but right now it's not working. In fact, right now I'm almost disdaining it. This is my own personal writing but for some reason it feels like an obligation. I could never write in that kind of condition. It reminds me of writing something for school. I'm used to typing all the things on my mind in a frenzy...there must not be a lot on my mind right now then.

I digress. I will give myself Hobson's Choice and see to it that this entry is written to completion.


Japan

There's a raising concern regarding the increasing number of elderly people in Japan. Not a bad problem to have, seeing as how Japan has the highest longevity rate in the world (82.6 years). This is the land where it's not uncommon to see a herd of octogenarians bicycling around together on a calm sunny summer day. Happiness is a tangible product that you can see written all over their faces.


If you go to a bar or club in Japan the chances that you will encounter a belligerent drunkard are slim to nil. You'll never see a punch let alone a feint thrown your way by anyone. Therefore, there is no need to hire bouncers whose sole responsibility is to castigate those who get out of line with being chivalrous. Nobody tries to belittle each other or rule the roost here. In fact, in most facets of daily life you will rarely ever meet anyone of pugnacious character. If you try to throw down the gauntlet with an adversary you will appear as a fool.

Even homeless people – the dregs of society – are civil. Their card board box homes that I saw with my own eyes in Tokyo are of a neat and tidy fashion. When they're not occupying their humble abodes they can be found peacefully drinking sake with each other in the park. While feeling no pain they talk amongst each other in a pleasant manner.


Every time I curl my right arm I can see what used to be a nasty laceration on the back of my forearm. This scar, caused by a careless biking accident, set me back about a month in physical training. While I was recovering I lost about 10 pounds. However, I was fortunate to have Japanese women in my life who took care of me with alacrity.


~Anthans

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Reindeer Games


"No matter how hard you try son, you're never going to fit in." -Momma

Out of the 127,000,000 or so people living here in Japan only about 1.5 million are foreign residents. That's about 1.2%. I wonder how the other 1,499,999 people are dealing with this fact right now.

The only time I ever see foreigners is in big cities. I can only go to big cities during my vacation time. My vacation time is scarcely limited. Ergo I'm always being stared at on a daily basis. 

The most priceless reaction I get is from children. They look up at me like I'm some monolith erected by aliens. This only further entices me to interact with them. If they stare at me long enough I like to lock in on their eyes and stare back with the most ridiculous look on my face. I always win but sometimes it's by default because their parents drag them away from the strange foreign man.

At work I'm not allowed to join in any reindeer games. If I want to play then I have to speak English. Meanwhile, everyone is laughing up a storm over something someone said (in Japanese) and I'm practically forced to pretend like I don't understand. It's despicable.

Just wait, one foggy Christmas Eve will come and Santa will come to say...


~Anthans

Sunday, March 14, 2010

One of those days where you...


-Wake up after McDonald's breakfast hours.
-Change your clothes and nobody knows outside the house.
-Eat the same thing at least three times during the day.
-Clean up the files in your computer.
-Wonder what that smell is.
-Lay down but don't fall asleep.
-Get to know your pet better.
-Preplan your next conquest.
-Recover from recovering.
-Get back to something you've been putting off for weeks.
-Listen to the same three songs over and over.
-Wonder if anybody else in the world accomplished anything today.
-Get back to something you've been putting off for months.
-Catch up with an old friend.
-Realize how far you've come with something.
-Count the keys on your keyboard (106 on my Mac keyboard).
-Discover what a "chevron" is.
-Help a friend.
-Don't give a damn.
-Realize how far away you are from accomplishing something.
-Watch 2.7 hours of television.
-Wait for the day to end nine hours ahead of time.
-Refresh your email 28 times too many.
-Wait around for something to happen.
-Wonder if your friends are having as much fun as you.
-See yourself in the mirror twice.
-Wonder what on earth that smell could be.
-Hope that tomorrow is 100% different than today.

~Anthans

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Progress Bars


Progress bars are aesthetically pleasing to look at. When we see them our minds are filled with delight. Whether it's downloading or uploading, a progress bar will be there to remind us of how far we've come. It could be for a song, movie, software program, or loading sequence. Progress is a fun thing to measure. Computers usually generate them for us, but we could also produce them on our own. How far are you in your studies in school right now? 85%. What's your progress until you advance from a brown belt to a red belt? 32%. How is reading your latest book going? 58%. Progress, progress, progress.

If you could, I'd suggest attaching a progress bar to the most important things in your life. This could include your progress in reaching your ideal profession, your advancement towards buying your first house, and perhaps your progress in becoming better at a sport. Measure it however you want, but just remember to put in on paper or MS Paint. It will look visually pleasing at first; however, you won't be completed satisfied until you see it reach 100% completion. Afterwards, set a new goal, and start working towards that.

~Anthans