Today I took a test drive at a Nissan dealership and received 5 free gold coins through a promotional offer. This is the conversation that took place afterwards between me, my Dad, and my sister, Mel.
Anthans: Oh hey Dad, I went to the Nissan dealership with that offer you showed me and took a test drive.
Dad: Did they give you the five golden dollar coins?
Anthans: Yeah, but I already spent four of them.
Mel: Typical.
Dad: What car did you drive?
Anthans: I drove an o'10 Altima. I figured it'd go well with my story.
Dad: What was your story?
Anthans: I said I was graduating soon from USC and that my parents were going to get me a car for graduation. I asked the salesman what he had under $30,000.
Dad: And they bought your story?
Anthans: Yeah, I think so. But now that I think about it, I think I should have driven something more stylish. Did you know that Nissan sells the Skyline in America now?
Dad: They do?
Mel: That sounds better than the Altima. Why didn't you drive that, stupid?
Anthans: Hey! Driving the Altima was still pretty cool. And it's still a big tease compared to what I currently drive.
Mel: I think any car is a big tease compared to what you drive right now.
~Anthans
