Reindeer Games

"No matter how hard you try son, you're never going to fit in." -Momma

Out of the 127,000,000 or so people living here in Japan only about 1.5 million are foreign residents. That's about 1.2%. I wonder how the other 1,499,999 people are dealing with this fact right now.

The only time I ever see foreigners is in big cities. I can only go to big cities during my vacation time. My vacation time is scarcely limited. Ergo I'm always being stared at on a daily basis. 

The most priceless reaction I get is from children. They look up at me like I'm some monolith erected by aliens. This only further entices me to interact with them. If they stare at me long enough I like to lock in on their eyes and stare back with the most ridiculous look on my face. I always win but sometimes it's by default because their parents drag them away from the strange foreign man.

At work I'm not allowed to join in any reindeer games. If I want to play then I have to speak English. Meanwhile, everyone is laughing up a storm over something someone said (in Japanese) and I'm practically forced to pretend like I don't understand. It's despicable.

Just wait, one foggy Christmas Eve will come and Santa will come to say...

~Anthans