One of those days where you...

-Wake up after McDonald's breakfast hours.
-Change your clothes and nobody knows outside the house.
-Eat the same thing at least three times during the day.
-Clean up the files in your computer.
-Wonder what that smell is.
-Lay down but don't fall asleep.
-Get to know your pet better.
-Preplan your next conquest.
-Recover from recovering.
-Get back to something you've been putting off for weeks.
-Listen to the same three songs over and over.
-Wonder if anybody else in the world accomplished anything today.
-Get back to something you've been putting off for months.
-Catch up with an old friend.
-Realize how far you've come with something.
-Count the keys on your keyboard (106 on my Mac keyboard).
-Discover what a "chevron" is.
-Help a friend.
-Don't give a damn.
-Realize how far away you are from accomplishing something.
-Watch 2.7 hours of television.
-Wait for the day to end nine hours ahead of time.
-Refresh your email 28 times too many.
-Wait around for something to happen.
-Wonder if your friends are having as much fun as you.
-See yourself in the mirror twice.
-Wonder what on earth that smell could be.
-Hope that tomorrow is 100% different than today.

~Anthans