Days of the Week

A conversation I had with my sister:

Anthans: Are you sure today is Wednesday?
Mel: Yes, stupid.
Anthans: I thought it was Throwback Thursday already.
Mel: Why do you keep calling it Throwback Thursday?
Anthans: Because that's what it is.
Mel: OK, well what do you call today?
Anthans: Whack-ass Wednesday?
Mel: Haha. How about Monday?
Anthans: Mundane Monday.
Mel: Well, what about Friday?
Anthans: Fucking Friday.
Mel: (childish laughter over profanity). And Saturday?
Anthans: I refer to it as Gladurday.
Mel: Oh yeah, cause you don't want to be sad.
Anthans: Mmm hmm.
Mel: Last one, what about Sunday?
Anthans: Sunday.
Mel: Yeah, what about Sunday?
Anthans: I just said, Sunday.
Mel: That's it?
Anthans: Yeah.

~Anthans

Post Script: She didn't ask me about Tuesday. I think we all know what Tuesday is: that's Taco Tuesday! Everyone knows that.